I’m cruising along feeling smug because the writers’ strike will have little effect on anything I watch. Well, who knew Meerkat Manor would be cancelled? Listen I need my fix, so I’m volunteering to personally write one script. Here goes.
Zaphod: Bark, bark, bark.
Rocket Dog: Bark, bark
Hanibal (glancing with his one good eye): BARK, BARK, BARK
Fun Loving Pups: Yip, yip, yip.
There, now how hard is that? Put the darn show back on!