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It never occurred to me that the picture opened more often than any other on my blog would be green polka dot shoes. Just when you think your funky tastes are totally unique. . .

I could have expected searches that relate to the person searching would be popular, such as:  number one song the day your were born and what your drink says about you. But how do you account for a strong caterpillar and gold crested gecko following? Many are looking for Jesus here, little Jesus to be exact.

None of the above searches scare me, but I hope the scores of guys in their mom’s basement looking for zombie lights stay right where they are.

Oh, why the title above? I’m no fool, just a hit whore who knows how to play the game.

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Search Lite

It’s a darn good thing web searches are anonymous. I am quite sure many of you whose search ended up at this site would not care to have your names attached to your curiosity. While you satisfy you thirst for knowledge about aging belly button lint, I am left with my head tilted like an owl going “say what?”

 

I understand your search for gold frogs,  Swiss mountains (that’s on my site?) and African iris, but some of you are concerned about hissing critters, meteors in Wolf Point, Mt, excessive ear wax, and Indian women with wings.

 

Fashion is always of interest out there. These fashion terms led you to this site: green polka dot shoes, black panties with white pants, wildlife dresses and helium bras. Would love for you to get back with me with pictures of that wildlife dress. Is that Tarzan’s Jane with animal skin, short cover-up? I guess I’ll never know.

 

Some searches send you on a search: why don’t animals have belly buttons like people? First I laughed. Of course they do—–don’t they? “I don’t think so,” my husband said. I hope there is an answer for whomever out there wanted to know this because now I do, too.

 

Perhaps we should have a contest for the most “out there” search term. Permit me to submit the first entry: CASKET TOOL. I don’t even want to know.

 

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