Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Books, Cats, commercials, crock pot, e-mails, Exercise, family, flash fiction, gardening, grandchildren, haiku, Internet, life stages, microwave, news, newspaper, old people, over the hill, phone calls, Photography, Reading, seniors, TV, Twitter, Writing on July 21, 2009|
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You know what they say happens when you are over the hill? You pick up speed, of course. Darned if it isn’t true and I think I may know why, at least in my case. Older people tend to cast off things that are no longer useful (my mother almost stripped her house) and eliminate activities and associations that no longer give them pleasure. Perhaps the feeling is that life’s fuse is burning shorter and we don’t have a minute to squander on non-rewarding things. I’ll leave that to psychologists. I just held a microscope over my own changes and found them interesting. Here are some of the things I now do.
- Choose microwave over crock pot (all that planning, you know)
- No longer compare purchases strolling store to store, but on Internet
- Encourage e-mails instead of time wasting phone calls (anti-social, I know)
- During commercials, play show recorded earlier on TV and get two in very little more time
- Skim newspaper articles instead of reading every little thing. I’ve seen most on Internet anyway.
- Crave news instantly from Twitter, treating “refresh” like a one-armed bandit in the casino when things are really breaking.
- Revel in flash fiction and haiku (reading and creating)
- Love challenge of squeezing my thoughts into 140 characters on Twitter, making every word count.
For what do I squirrel away all this time, you might be thinking. Family, friends, good books (or slutty books, if I like), working on my house and first garden, exercising, keeping an eye on government, doing photography, matching wits with my cats, any darn thing I enjoy – and nothing I don’t.
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“I’m not a president, but I play one on TV.”
Do you have the feeling Obama might end his TV appearances with that disclaimer? He’s just too damn happy to be in the most stressful job in the world. I prematurely dubbed Vice President Biden with the moniker TooDamnHappy, but I’m going to have to wrest that title away from him and pin it on Obama. I thought I would never see anyone as pleased with himself as Ole Joe, certainly not the suave gentleman next to him, handling every word as if it were nitroglycerin. Where did that guy go?
Just this week he’s smoozing with Anderson, Katie, Brian, Chris and Charlie. Then he goes to a elementary classroom and tells the students he needed to get out of the house. And he talks of puppies and daughters, and by the way, stimulus bill. No doubt the first flight on Air Force One is a thrill, but do we really need to follow Obama’s commutes live?
Earth to Obama: The election is over. You won. You can stop campaigning. This is a fine line I walk because I’ve complained about presidents who have padlocked themselves behind the oval office door and a Veep who dwelled in “an undisclosed location,” but I really think the public just might be lavished with too much information this time. Mr. President, document your every sneeze, if you must, but save it for a documentary or your future library. Show us the side of you that will let us know we have a grownup in charge. Please.
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Posted in Animals, Nature, Writing, tagged Meerkat Manor, meerkats, Nature, television, TV, Writers' Strike, Writing on November 10, 2007|
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I’m cruising along feeling smug because the writers’ strike will have little effect on anything I watch. Well, who knew Meerkat Manor would be cancelled? Listen I need my fix, so I’m volunteering to personally write one script. Here goes.
Zaphod: Bark, bark, bark.
Rocket Dog: Bark, bark
Hanibal (glancing with his one good eye): BARK, BARK, BARK
Fun Loving Pups: Yip, yip, yip.
There, now how hard is that? Put the darn show back on!
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