LeaKelley sent this challenge my way. I will not tag anyone, but invite all who would like to have a little fun to play along. This is how it goes:
Sometimes you can learn more about a person by what they don’t tell you.
Sometimes you can learn a lot from the things they just make up.
If you are tagged with this Meme, lie to me.
Then tag 7 other folks (one for each deadly sin) and hope they can lie.
Pride
What is your biggest contribution to the world?
I delivered seven babies all fathered by different men at one wild party. Yes, I am the Septomom. I also invented 6-UP.
Envy
What do your coworkers have that you wish was yours?
Bigger Social Security checks. Just because they got degrees and sold their soul to a corporation for a fat salary they are reaping more in entitlement benefits. It’s not fair. So I farted away a bright mind smoking dope, raising hell and pushing fries? Should I receive less now that I’m a pathetic elder? Have a little respect. And while you are at it, screw the next generations, give us oldsters what we’ve got coming to us.
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Gluttony
What did you eat last night?
Ding Dongs and doughnuts. What are you gonna do, call the Health Police?
Lust
What really lights your fire?
Macho guys with open collars and gold link chains, the more jewelry the merrier. Oh man, I get chills just thinking about one approaching me.
Anger
What is the last thing that pissed you off?
The stupid clerk who accused me of switching barcodes on the wide-screen TV that rang up $16.97. If she’s so bright, why is she standing at a cash register all day?
Greed
Name something you hoard and keep from others.
Words, all the good ones without which those stinking novelists would never be able to make a living. Soon I’ll have all the best. Then we’ll see who the publishers come crawling to.
Sloth
What’s the laziest thing you ever did?
I sleep on a made up bed every night without moving so I don’t have to make it in the morning. Gets a bit cold in the winter.
Okay, Your turn.
I know you’re clever.
Lie to Meme!
I did your meme. It was fun. If you get any hits from my page, this is why.
Thanks, Domino. You certainly put a screwy spin on the lie. Loved it.
Oh man oh man, you ARE a hoot!
LOL! Lea is right. You ARE a hoot.
I think our lusts might be related.
Thanks Lea & Robin. I cringe when I re-read my “ding dongs and doughnuts”. I wonder if that shouldn’t have gone under lust.
Grins… I loved the manufactured crankiness of your ‘lie-to-me’ alter-ego here. It seemed as though the same completely fictional person answered 6 of the 7 questions. I could almost see him.
Too bad you didn’t invent 8-Up. That would have one-upped 7-Up.
I love your “lust”…I can see him walking toward you.